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  • A strange planet with three stars was recently discovered:

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Science-US-astronomy-cosmology/2016/07/07/id/737610

 
  • Silicon Valley tycoons are building buying huge amounts of land and building enormous compounds:                                  http://www.infowars.com/silicon-valley-elites-buying-huge-amounts-of-land-for-secret-compounds/                                                                     [Did sound engineering at a compound like this years ago. They were so rich that they had a waterfall , a separate house for their kids made like the gingerbread house, a train that ran around the property, and even hired blues legends Screaming Jay Hawkins and Willie Dixon to play their personal party. Its like another world.]
  • World’s first robotic lawyer has beaten 160k bullshit traffic tickets:                                                                                                                http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/worlds-first-robot-lawyer-overturns-8302040                                                                                                        This robot is fighting the system and helping ordinary people out. He is one of the good guys!!!
  • One futurist has claimed women will be the main consumers of sexbots:                                                                                                           http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/women-more-sex-robots-men-8312068                                                                                            This is logical since women are harder to satisfy in bed than men are.
  • One dude has attached some weird vibration sensor permanently to his head:                                           https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2016/jul/03/cyborgs-future-technology-global-events-awareness-japan-new-York                                                                                                          Sounds dumb. But the idea may have really cool implications. For instance, in the future disabled people may to be able to sense things they couldn’t otherwise be able to.
  • Dutch scientists say that they grew food successfully using soil from Mars:                                                                                                                    http://phys.org/news/2016-06-dutch-crops-grown-mars-soil.html       We know it was really weed they were growing though. We’re not dumb!
  • Sexbot brothel envisioned in Amsterdam: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/amsterdam-sex-robot-brothel-will-8070584                                                                                  This sounds like a no-brainer. But when I visited Amsterdam it was $10 for a beautiful blonde Brazilian hooker like as hot as a Penthouse Playmate. I don’t see how a robot can compete price-wise. My friend at the time didn’t want to cheat on his gf. So he worked around that and was able to do an anal fisting on a decent looking brunette for just $10 also.
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